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Welcome back to me!

Alright so you know when a bear hibernates in the winter?

Like this?

Great. Because I feel like it's spring time (because it officially is) and I have come back to life.

Living on a cruise ship, life is super exciting:

But the fun is also limited to 1,115 feet in length.

Do you know what that bubble says?

Me either.

But I did turn my 6 month Disney anniversary this last week here. Yay!

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Speaking of rocks,

Did you know...

  1) When a guy says "I'll call you after 11"

There are ENDLESS possibilities of times he will call.

Therefore; he is a douche.

2) When a guy says "I'll call you sometime tomorrow... or the next day"

He might actually mean, the day AFTER the next day.

Therefore; he is a douche.

3) When a guy calls you beautiful, immediately followed by "You're like my little sister"

He might just give you a lollipop to make up the fact that he is a complete douche.

Therefore? Yes, he's a douche.

4) When a guy wearing a tungsten ring on his right hand is hitting on you,

He is probably not only married, but has a kid.

Douche Baggie.

Well, I'm off to the sea once again, I will continue to communicate with my unknown followers all over the universe when I come back to Nassau (which I'm currently at, next to some creepsters).

P.S

If I could marry anyone for shoes, this would be the guy.

My one of many shoe lovers, Steve Madden.

Because shoe love at first sight does exist.

Bye!